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#281 (3) [X]
<Cosmic> you can do it to yourself.
<Cosmic> not as effective, but it's possible.
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#326 (4) [X]
<Gimp> reused condoms are good for the environment anyway. Go Green!
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#329 (4) [X]
<Trevor> my cat is one of the least graceful animals of seen
<Trevor> it was just running along..and plowed into the bottom step
<@Merrick> lets face it Trevor
<@Merrick> some animals just take after their owners too much ;)
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#33 (4) [X]
<Mad-Hatter> http://www.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/embarrass%5B1%5D.jpg
<Wicket> paha
<Wicket> for some reason i want some pop now

Comment: I REALLY worry about that boy
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#1217 (1) [X]
[14:33] <Comrade> Well. I'm glad you finally found love, Sherly
[14:33] <Comrade> I'd always said you'd make someone a good wife one day
[14:36] <Sherlock> thanks dad
[14:38] <Comrade> If only your mother was still with us...
[14:38] <Comrade> I can still remember the last thing she said to me "Hey, what are you doing with that hamm-"
Comment: Pow!, right in the kisser...
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#1228 (3) [X]
<Comrade> I have inner beauty
<Sherlock> no you don't
<Sherlock> kill yourself
<Comrade> Thats not what you said last night
<Sherlock> well, if by inner beauty, you mean that i said you were beautiful when i was inside you, then yes, you're right
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#152 (2) [X]
<Wicket> i like phalanxes when people have calvary
<arturus> cavalry can tear apart phalanxes...
<arturus> it's called hitting the rear?
<Wicket> ...
<Wicket> no wonder i suck
Comment: Give this man a lesson in tactics immediately
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#39 (3) [X]
<Toks> oh, that's a protestic foot. I had to get a new since I've been shot in the foot so many times
<Doc> Take it off! Take it off! :P
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#22 (11) [X]
<Tibbs> Hmmmm...whats this white stuff on my laptop...
<Rakysh> DAndruff
<Finch> ... God, Jak
<Tibbs> ?
<Doc[Aroudish]> [13:13:17] <Tibbs> Hmmmm...whats this white stuff on my laptop... <-- I think that doesn't need answering
<Finch> [13:13] <Tibbs> Hmmmm...whats this white stuff on my laptop... <--- Something we don't need to know
<Tibbs> Oh...OH.
<Tibbs> LOL.
<Tibbs> I think its dried ice cream, lol.
<Finch> Yeahsure
<Doc[Aroudish]> riiiiight
* Tibbs sighs
<Rakysh> Its definitely something dried
<Finch> Definately not ice cream
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#231 (4) [X]
*Valmet is scaring herself with her own cheerfulness
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