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#61 (3) [X]
<Angel> I was leaning more towards boys kip.
Comment: For the older members.
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#62 (21) [X]
<Kiption> My mom is such a kid
<Kiption> She just laughed for like 30 mins about the carpet getting laid
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#63 (9) [X]
<Cosmic> "wanna get down on my knees and praise you Jesus - feel your salvation all over my face."
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#64 (16) [X]
<Rizzit> so merr...when do I get that raise u promised?
* Merrick buys Rizzit a hooker
<Merrick> thats now up to you
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#65 (5) [X]
<Cosmic> i dont know... girlfriend/boyfriend at 7? cute. throwing a baby into a trash can at 14 years old because you're scared? that's just hormones.
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#67 (7) [X]
* Quits: tsume ([email protected]) (Quit: Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.)
<AnT> 0.o
<Fury> he's been underwater with other sailors
<Fury> i REALLY don't want to know what he's been doing
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#68 (3) [X]
<Doc> I didn't say it
<RK> But you implied it
<Yillis> SOMEONE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!
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#69 (7) [X]
* Tanus kicks a puppy
* Trevor kicks t-anus
<Tanus> at least i got a response
* Doc goes to help the poor puppy
<Trevor> so do you have a vetrinary license doc, or a people license?
<Doc> I am just petting the poor dog, I don't need a license for that do I?
<Trevor> yes
* Trevor issues Doc his dog-pettng license
<Doc> Uh thanks... times have changed
<Trevor> yeah
<Trevor> you also need seperate ones to feed it, pick it up, and perform se-...nevermind, that last one isn't allowed with or without a license
<Tanus> ...
<Doc> Ah well... I'll do it anyways
<Garet|Around> but it won't stop Doc!
<Garet|Around> >.>
<Garet|Around> that was too freaky
<Garet|Around> bad Doc, bad
* Garet|Around runs
<Tanus> its Garet's fault
<Doc> The feeding and picking up Garet :P
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#70 (8) [X]
<Kairo|Writing> wait, you saying if you aren't a dick you don't get in, or that if you are a dick you don't get in?
<Merrick> if you're a dick you dont get in
<Kairo|Writing> that seems kind odd..
<Trevor> yeah kairo, you become a dick after getting in :P
<Kairo|Writing> oh
<Kairo|Writing> I see
<Kairo|Writing> thanks Trev

Comment: On joining the DJO
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#71 (4) [X]
<Rocketman1167> i love my pie though
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