#1518 (1) [X]
<Angel> that was weird.
<Jeg> You're face is weird.
<Angel> Your ass is weird.
<arturus> Well that's 10 seconds of my life I'll never have back...
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#1519 (0) [X]
* Ronald is now known as Rnald
<ComradeCowboy> Bit by bit Rons name is collapsing on itself
<Rnald> nah
<Rnald> i donated the "o" to breast cancer
<ComradeCowboy> I'm sure you did
<&Jeg> More like Ron's reputation is shattering
<ComradeCowboy> heh
<Rnald> they took away my boobs
<Rnald> thats all i ever wanted
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#1520 (1) [X]
<CheshPocket> I'm going to go spank myself because I've been such a bad boy.
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#1521 (2) [X]
[11:44] <Driver> don't see a lot of Zabraks named 'Bobby'
[11:44] * RK ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: VE Rules!)
[11:45] * %Doc shrugs
[11:53] * Driver envisions Darth Bobby and Obi-wan battling it out
[11:57] <Driver> if he was married...i some how see a Whitney Houston-type woman constantly screaming 'Bah-bee"

(DJO Room)[12:04] <astro> lets see if i can catch driver out
(DJO Room)[12:04] <Doc> Navy needed help
(DJO Room)[12:04] <Doc> It was a pseudo "transfer"

[12:04] <astro> yeah arent zabraks always called darth something?
[12:04] <Ibram> ... no
[12:05] <@Angel> Prince Admiral Darth, Raz.

(DJO Room)[12:05] <Jeg> ...but you didn't transfer.
(DJO Room)[12:05] <Jeg> That's cheating, you big cheater
(DJO Room)[12:06] <astro> hey i caught ibram
(DJO Room)[12:06] <astro> Not driver though :(
(DJO Room)[12:06] <~Angel> The same way he got "Professor" to be a Captain Jeg :P
(DJO Room)[12:06] <Jeg> CHEAT-ER
(DJO Room)[12:07] <astro> lets push it with ibram . . .
(DJO Room)[12:07] <astro> last time the facetious comment caught jeg good
(DJO Room)[12:07] <Jeg> ...oh you and your multisyllabic words.

[12:07] <astro> Really ibram?

(DJO Room)[12:08] <Jeg> I ain't sayin' nothin' this time.
(DJO Room)[12:08] <astro> damnit
(DJO Room)[12:08] <astro> No more bite from ibram
(DJO Room)[12:08] <astro> The bait was too obvious
(DJO Room)[12:09] <astro> i was fishing for driver anyways

[12:09] <Jeg> Prince Admiral?
[12:09] <Ibram> All Sith are called Darth, I think. Has nothing to do with their species
[12:09] * Jeg facepalms

(DJO Room)[12:09] <astro> Lol
(DJO Room)[12:09] <astro> Yes!
(DJO Room)[12:09] <astro> Got him
(DJO Room)[12:10] <astro> Reel him in...
(DJO Room)[12:10] <Jeg> You scare me sometimes

[12:10] <astro> But it was count dooku and emporer palpatine??
[12:10] <&Rizzit> no
[12:10] <&Rizzit> it was
[12:10] <&Rizzit> Darth Tyranus
[12:11] <&Rizzit> and Darth Sidious
[12:11] <Jeg> Are you sure?

(DJO Room)[12:11] <Jeg> Hahahaha
(DJO Room)[12:11] <Jeg> You got Rizzit
(DJO Room)[12:11] <Doc> Wooo

[12:11] <Jeg> I dun think that's right.
[12:12] <&Rizzit> pretty darn :p
[12:12] <Jeg> Nope, wr-ong
[12:12] <astro> what?
[12:12] <astro> Tyranus is a gay name
[12:12] <astro> You're winding me up!
[12:12] <&Rizzit> lol but that's what Dooku is called :p

(DJO Room)[12:12] <astro> Oh yes
(DJO Room)[12:12] <astro> This was good bait

[12:13] <@Angel> Count Doucheku
[12:13] <&Rizzit> well, that too :p

(DJO Room)[12:13] <astro> Tasty bait, with a good hook
(DJO Room)[12:13] <~Angel> Lots of barbs

[12:14] <astro> im gonna wiki this
[12:14] <astro> You're all on a wind up

(DJO Room)[12:14] <Doc> heh
(DJO Room)[12:15] <astro> Running out of ideas

[12:15] <Driver> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Count_Dooku
[12:15] * &`OD|Work ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)

(DJO Room)[12:15] <Jeg> Hahaha
(DJO Room)[12:15] <Jeg> You got Driver too

[12:15] <Jeg> Why Darth?
[12:15] <Jeg> I dun get it.

(DJO Room)[12:16] <astro> Yees
(DJO Room)[12:16] <astro> Right im combining the two logs
(DJO Room)[12:16] <astro> And its going on quotebook

[12:16] <astro> Im sure it was a zabrak thing
[12:17] <Driver> http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth
[12:17] <Jeg> I thought the Sith were a species.
[12:18] <Driver> they were...at one time
[12:19] <Ibram> If 'Darth' was a Zabrack thing, then how do you explain Darth Vader? :P
[12:20] <@Angel> His father was a Zabrak
[12:20] <Sherlock> Darth is just an honorary title
[12:20] <astro> he was a zabrak?
[12:20] * Ibram whaps astro

(DJO Room)[12:20] <Jeg> Holy fuck you caught Tanus too
(DJO Room)[12:20] <astro> shit
(DJO Room)[12:20] <astro> Damn good bait

[12:20] <Ibram> Even if you were joking, that still deserves a slap
[12:20] <Ibram> What do they teach kids in school these days...
[12:21] <&Rizzit> they teach star wars in school?
[12:21] <astro> Damnit
[12:21] <&Rizzit> why couldn't I go to that school?
[12:21] <Jeg> Wait, wait, wait, wait. Vader was a zabrak?
[12:21] <astro> I thought so
[12:21] <@Angel> Nah, just a rak.
[12:21] * astro shrigs
[12:21] <@Angel> (half a zabrak)
[12:21] <astro> shrugs
[12:21] <&Rizzit> LOL see what you guys did? :p
[12:22] <Jeg> That explains the Darth title!
[12:22] <@Angel> inorite?
[12:22] <Jeg> But...that makes Luke half zabrak.
[12:22] <%Doc> Hurak? Huge rack?
[12:22] <%Doc> Jeg: Quarter
[12:22] <astro> you guys keep an eye on quotebook later . . .
[12:22] <Jeg> Oh, so he's not quite as horny.
[12:22] <Driver> half rack or full rack...extra sauce on the side
[12:22] <@Angel> The percentages are hard to figure out
[12:22] <@Angel> because Padme was 1/8 Bith

Comment: combined logs of #Vast_empire and the DJO room. Thanks to Ibram, Rizzit, Driver and Tanus for being such good fishies!
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#1522 (2) [X]
11:44] <Driver> don't see a lot of Zabraks named 'Bobby'
[11:44] * RK ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: VE Rules!)
[11:45] * %Doc shrugs
[11:53] * Driver envisions Darth Bobby and Obi-wan battling it out
[11:57] <Driver> if he was married...i some how see a Whitney Houston-type woman constantly screaming 'Bah-bee"
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#1523 (3) [X]
* Stormz thinks
<OD> think, think think
<Stormz> i prefer not to
<Hunter> Ah
<Hunter> That explains so much . . .
<Hunter> :p
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#1524 (1) [X]
<CheshPocket> I'm on a boat!
<Jamasis> Good for you
<CheshPocket> No, seriously. I am.
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#1525 (0) [X]
--> Darkhawk has joined this channel ([email protected]).
<Stormz> Hey Mr. Hawk
<-- CheshPocket has left this server (Ping timeout).
<Hunter> heh
<Hunter> Epic intro
<Hunter> "May I ask for your name?"
<Hunter> "Hawk. Darkhawk."
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#1526 (0) [X]
<Skarr> You know, back in the day we didn't have all those gizmos and I-Pods and what-nots.
<Havock> and had to walk 7 miles in the SNOW to go to school
<Havock> and we LIKED IT
<Havock> teacehr would whap us with a ruler and we would ask for more
<Skarr> Walking uphill both ways.
<Hunter|Gone> With our pants pulled all the way up
<Skarr> The dunce hat.
<Havock> classics
<Hunter|Gone> Aye
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