#64 (16) [X]<Rizzit> so merr...when do I get that raise u promised? * Merrick buys Rizzit a hooker <Merrick> thats now up to you - +
#234 (16) [X][21:18:23] * @KadBot starts singing Dante|RAIDERS's theme song, 'I'm a little n00bie short and stout, here is my nickname here is my SHOUT!!! When I get all flamed up hear me SHOUT!! Ban me forever, kick me out.' Comment: OWNED - +
#10 (15) [X]<arturus> Insubordinate dolt <Garet> robotic cold commander - +
#76 (15) [X]<Kadann> grrr...not again <Kadann> takes about a month to get off - +
#236 (15) [X]* Anna sighs dreamily as she glances at Decem <Anna> Then realization hit * Anna screams Comment: Anna = Aeos - +
#109 (14) [X]* Saint huggles Columbus' corpse <Truth> You know... his corpse is in several peices actually <Truth> In different churches around Spain <Saint> well I collected them and keep them in a box under my bed. <Saint> That's not creepy <Truth> One even has claim to his reproductive organ <Saint> Ok, I lied, that is creepy. - +
#57 (13) [X] <Riel_Fury> I actually go to dealerships after they close for the night and masturbate on windshields <Merrick> you masturbate all the time Riel <Riel_Fury> true... but I go out of the way to do it on windshields <Riel_Fury> that's why it's worth noting - +
#86 (13) [X]<Talon> that man made me ache for a week strait - +
#92 (13) [X]<Yillis> i got my respect for you when you called something gay wicket <Yillis> it made me so proud <Doc> I think he called the bar he went to gay - +
#25 (12) [X]<Rogueboy> well I do have internet... <Toks> o.O <Toks> that'll give you viruses <Rogueboy> we call them online STDs - +
#541 (12) [X]* Helena|Kand hands Chesh some birthday cake <Helena|Kand> :D <~Chesh> Oh yeah. Happy birthday. <~Chesh> I assume Kand has taken care of the birthday spankings? <Hunter> Heh.... <~Chesh> or does that come later? <Hunter> Later... <Helena|Kand> o_O <Helena|Kand> BirthdY <Helena|Kand> birthday spankings?* <Helena|Kand> :p <~Chesh> You guys don't have that in the UK? <Helena|Kand> Nope :P - +
#41 (12) [X]<The_Wickster> the hills are alive with the sound of music <Fury> the hills will be alive with the sounds of flogging if you don't stop being tone deaf - +
#1369 (12) [X]<Havock> and they...shampooed their hair together? <Doc> They might do kinker things together at Angel's party :P <Abalar> I'm hoping so xD <Abalar> My best friend and I do it all the time <Abalar> ... that shouldn't have been said - +
#361 (12) [X]<Stormz> oh i never told you congrats on your promo...so congrats :) <Stormz> you got a big one! <DriverX> ty, ive always had a big one - +
#1417 (12) [X]* Ani|Writing makes the trout rape Jamasis * Jamasis wonders how * Ani|Writing wonders why Jamasis isn't yelping - +
#172 (12) [X]<Decem> that's so unfair <Decem> what the fuck did I do to deserve a promotion? Comment: :P - +
#222 (12) [X]<Than_Sion> See, haveing mile long toys is fun! - +
#243 (12) [X]* Doc throws a condom at a random person, chucking them in the head * Marka is chucked in the head. * Doc hands Marka a 'use protection pamplet' before skipping off * Marka is schooled in sex. <Doc> Personal lessons are 50k ICs per hour ;) * Marka checks his wallet... <Marka> I think I can manage it. <Marka> Will we be nekkid for the lessons? <Doc> Wicket should show up within 24 hours <Doc> ;P <Marka> Hot DOG * Joins: Wicket ([email protected]) <Tomas> heh * Tomas pushes Marka into Wicket * Marka worships Doc's psychic powers. * Doc nods * Marka latches on to Wicket. <Marka> Hey big boy. <Nams|Mira> wicket! * Nams|Mira huggles <Wicket> hey small guy * Marka scolds Nams, "He's mine!" <Wicket> nams! <Wicket> im both! * Marka hands Wicket a condom. <Marka> Teach me how. <Wicket> ok <Wicket> so what you do is * Joins: Driver|X-Ray ([email protected]) <Wicket> open the wrapper <Driver|X-Ray> morning all <Wicket> and then make sure you put it on the right way <Wicket> hey driver <Wicket> im teaching marka about condoms <Wicket> wanna help? * Driver|X-Ray steps away quickly - +
#22 (11) [X]<Tibbs> Hmmmm...whats this white stuff on my laptop... <Rakysh> DAndruff <Finch> ... God, Jak <Tibbs> ? <Doc[Aroudish]> [13:13:17] <Tibbs> Hmmmm...whats this white stuff on my laptop... <-- I think that doesn't need answering <Finch> [13:13] <Tibbs> Hmmmm...whats this white stuff on my laptop... <--- Something we don't need to know <Tibbs> Oh...OH. <Tibbs> LOL. <Tibbs> I think its dried ice cream, lol. <Finch> Yeahsure <Doc[Aroudish]> riiiiight * Tibbs sighs <Rakysh> Its definitely something dried <Finch> Definately not ice cream - +
#350 (11) [X] <@KadBot> scout, I am your father <scout> ... <Aeos> Scout, I am your mother <scout> Does that mean you and KadBot... <scout> was he good? * Aeos glances at Kadbot * @KadBot pukes all over Aeos <Aeos> Your father tends to be rusty Scout - +
#360 (11) [X]* Joins: Glaug-Eldare ([email protected]) <Glaug-Eldare> anything new from the meeting? <Doc> Ya <Doc> We're not going to be able to pay the hosting bill this month <Doc> So no VE for a month <Darr-Rann> >< <Glaug-Eldare> sux <Darr-Rann> I thought Kad was kidding about that. <Stormz> at least <Doc> Kad got married, his wife spent the hosting money on shoes <Darr-Rann> The Webserver, or the Webserver and the IRC server/ <Doc> We can move to holonet <Doc> So no worries on IRC <Darr-Rann> bah <Darr-Rann> The holonet sucks <Glaug-Eldare> beats nothin <Doc> Ya <Darr-Rann> I dont want to share with those FESbians <Glaug-Eldare> pfff <Glaug-Eldare> elitist ;) <Darr-Rann> we'll have to gather up all the posts on currently running stories <Darr-Rann> so we can continue them <Glaug-Eldare> maybe when the news gets on the front page we'll have more donations <Glaug-Eldare> i guess i'll toss in a bit more <Doc> Dunno it we'll have enoguh <Darr-Rann> If we dont gather enough money this month, it'll probably go down for good <Doc> Ya <Darr-Rann> Kad's married now - he just cant afford this and the wife :P <Glaug-Eldare> just think of it as VE dues :P <Stormz> i think he should keep this :-/ <Glaug-Eldare> LOL <DriverX> sell the wife <Stormz> yeah <Glaug-Eldare> romance schomance <Stormz> you can make good money <DriverX> should keep VE running for several months <Darr-Rann> Nah <Glaug-Eldare> til the FBI knocks on his door <Darr-Rann> if you charged for VE <Darr-Rann> we'd get sued <Glaug-Eldare> why? <Darr-Rann> He doesnt own star wars... <Darr-Rann> :P <Darr-Rann> Lucas would copyright-rape him <Doc> Lucas cares about the fans, so we'd be fine <Glaug-Eldare> LOL <Darr-Rann> heh <Stormz> lol <Glaug-Eldare> then they'd charge for something else <Darr-Rann> Sure. That's why he made episodes 1-3 :P <Darr-Rann> VE could probably survive if they cut out stuff <Glaug-Eldare> man couldn't he have vomited into the toilet instead of onto the silver screen <Darr-Rann> Use someone else's IRC server, cut out the services like the FGB <Doc> Ya, Lucas was scared how much we worshipped him, so he added Jar Jar * Joins: aeos|mobile ([email protected]) <Darr-Rann> We'd end up with just the comnet <Darr-Rann> pretty much <Glaug-Eldare> oh well <Darr-Rann> and he'd probably rewrite it in php so he doesnt have to pay the coldfusion bill <Doc> Ya, a few features lost for a few months * Darr-Rann nods <Doc> Unless he doesn't bother to re-add them <Darr-Rann> Might not <Doc> It's not easy converting code like that <Darr-Rann> Women are the Anticode <Darr-Rann> :P <Doc> Can't argue with that <aeos|mobile> ... * Quits: aeos|mobile ([email protected]) (Quit: jmIrc destroyed by the OS) <Darr-Rann> heh <Darr-Rann> think we pissed off Hellen? :P <Darr-Rann> anywaya <Darr-Rann> Anyways* <Glaug-Eldare> lol <Doc> She'll be fine when she see's the log ;) <Darr-Rann> lol <Darr-Rann> But yeah <Darr-Rann> Everything ends eventually <Darr-Rann> I'm surprised the VE has lasted this long <Doc> mhm <Doc> And canned tuna, who would've thought that idea would've sold <Glaug-Eldare> uhhhh <Glaug-Eldare> hasn't ended yet <Darr-Rann> lol <Darr-Rann> True enough glaug <Doc> But its getting there <Glaug-Eldare> donation derby B-) <Darr-Rann> but if we downgrade, we'll lose alot of people <Darr-Rann> might have to close a division <Stormz> AMRY <Glaug-Eldare> so pessimistic <Doc> Specter, got some spare cash? We need to pay the VE hosting bill <Stormz> Army* <Doc> Actually the NAvy <Doc> There has been past talk of merging the Navy into the Army <Stormz> Navy is better than army <Glaug-Eldare> don't complain til you pony up :P <Darr-Rann> The Army is larger <Specter1000|DD> whats going on? <Stormz> Navy is cooler <Glaug-Eldare> in real life i must admit the navy is cooler <Darr-Rann> the navy would get ttrashed and fused into the army <Stormz> nope <Darr-Rann> Talking about the news from the meeting <Glaug-Eldare> but here what's there to fight about <Darr-Rann> Kad wont be able to pay for the server next month <Doc> High Command of the Army is stronger than the Navy <Darr-Rann> and the VE might end up getting shrunk down or closed <Doc> So it only makes sense <Glaug-Eldare> there's so much mixing between the VEN and VEA it doesn't matter <Glaug-Eldare> ooh..raining here <Glaug-Eldare> nature heard the news <Darr-Rann> lol <Darr-Rann> It sucks, because I've been a member of the VE for nearly three years <Doc> I can't imagine how Cosmic will react, he has... seven years? <Blue> ya <Glaug-Eldare> I feel bad for PVT Lioss <Doc> Poor Cos, his 'novel' adventure will be for naught <Glaug-Eldare> we're not finished yet! <Glaug-Eldare> >< <Darr-Rann> heh <Darr-Rann> I never made officer >< <Darr-Rann> So close, too <Blue> I bet I wont get promo till 2 months <Blue> any bets? <Doc> I made it at least <Darr-Rann> Blue <Darr-Rann> Two months from now <Glaug-Eldare> in the words of Admiral Tolwyn, the STRONG WILL SURVIVE! <Darr-Rann> the VE might not be here <AnT> hrmm?.. kad leaked the news already? <Darr-Rann> You knew? <Darr-Rann> >< <AnT> ..well.. i'm a @ not for nothing :/ <Darr-Rann> lol <Glaug-Eldare> hehe <Blue> ? <Darr-Rann> He told all the higher-ups, I take it <Darr-Rann> Blue <Darr-Rann> Kad cant pay the server bill this coming month <Darr-Rann> the VE is going down for a week <Darr-Rann> and it might not come back up <Stormz> maybe longetr <Glaug-Eldare> donate now while the page is still up ;) <AnT> actully, we have difficulties from... long time ago * AnT points to the banner and stuff at main.cfm <Doc> Ya, Kad getting married hurn the budget a lot <Doc> hurt* <Doc> That had to be the final push * Darr-Rann nods <Darr-Rann> He cant afford to put his own money into the VE anymore <Stormz> is there a way to send in a donation WITHOUT payapl? * Darr-Rann shrugs <Doc> You can use a credit card throught paypal <Glaug-Eldare> Dear Kadann, enclosed is a check for $20... <Doc> Don't need an actual paypal account <Glaug-Eldare> yeah that's what i did * Darr-Rann pats Glaug on the head <AnT> $20?.. you think the bandwidth only cost that amount?? <Darr-Rann> Dont worry. Some people are just born neive :P <DriverX> naive <Darr-Rann> Naive*\ <Darr-Rann> Naive* <Darr-Rann> >< <jokerace> lol <Darr-Rann> :P <Glaug-Eldare> naïve ;) <Doc> I guess Kad hasn't bothered to put up the meeting logs, no point if it's not going to be hosted anymore <Glaug-Eldare> well, my 15 is better than nothing right <Darr-Rann> ture enough <Darr-Rann> true* <Darr-Rann> you donate? <Glaug-Eldare> yeah <Darr-Rann> Yeah.. glaug? <Darr-Rann> There was no meeting today... <Doc> >.> <Doc> <.< <Glaug-Eldare> lol <DriverX> owned <Doc> Kad's 15 bucks richer <DriverX> and glaug gets a title <Doc> Yup Later in PM... <Darr-Rann> ahhh... we're so getting demoted :P <Doc> It was worth it Comment: Sooooo demoted - +
#107 (11) [X]<Cosmic> i dont need showers. <Cosmic> the Force licks me every 30 minutes - +
#112 (11) [X]<Decem> Fury... <Decem> the roads have secret microphones <Decem> PATRIOT AAAAAAAAAACT!!!!! <Fury> sure, but i put pennies in my tires - +
#164 (11) [X]<Alater> our mom is tasty <Rogueboy|Class> ... <Alater> *your <Wicket> you guys have the same mom?! <Orobos> lol <Wicket> and you know what she tastes like?! <Alater> Wow, being dissed by Wicket is like watching an idiot fall down the stairs, not all that funny but the concept wants to make you laugh anyway - +
#180 (11) [X][22:05:48] <Tibbs|Pwnage> 'Tis why we keep you people up there, where its cold. [22:06:00] <Darr-Rann> lol [22:06:23] <Darr-Rann> Oh yeah. Us canadians would rule the world by now, if it wasn't for the cold. [22:06:40] <Darr-Rann> We're behind global warming you see [22:07:00] <Darr-Rann> One day, when the planet has warmed enough, we'll rise up and conquer the northern hemisphere. - +
#726 (11) [X]<Blue-Leader> older, I think, you and her can rot in hell <Angel> <Doc> ... older/younger? <<- and does she play DnD, right Doc? :P * Doc shrugs <Tanus> 'Let's role play... you can be the nurse, and i can be the doctor...' <FSM> saving roll for anal <Tanus> hahahaha <Angel> Now those are my RPGs. <Tanus> you would <Chesh> As long as her Charisma stats are waaaay above the Intelligence stats. <Chesh> o_O * Chesh feels dirty <Blue-Leader> ... <Doc> And as long as the INT score is above 3 <Doc> Else it becomes beastality <Tanus> depending on the sex, it could in fact go that way <Blue-Leader> wait, what are we even talking about? <Tanus> nailing your sister - +
#244 (11) [X]<Tomas> why am I only attractive to the 30+ year olds? <Tomas> and in this case both the 30+ year old women AND men... - +
#258 (10) [X]<Nams|Mira> you grab some clothes, I'll grab the hubby and we'll all run away to a magical place....canada <Nams|Mira> tomas will probably hold us up for a while, we'll beat him into doing it <Doc> Nah, Rogueboy would be better <Nams|Mira> well driver would be better better but he's in the states and I cn't be seen there if I do run away <Nams|Mira> we can house hop... <Nams|Mira> we can go to darr's on birthdays and holidays <Doc> lol <Doc> Art for election days <Nams|Mira> and the australians for vacations <Doc> British for the crime sprees <Doc> We can make this work :p <Nams|Mira> best life ever - +
#9 (10) [X]<Merrick2> hooray, a non retarted keyboard - +
#47 (10) [X]<Garet> Doc <Doc> mmm? <Garet> it was good knowing you <Garet> there's just some things people aren't supposed to know * Garet locks his shutters so the VE Gestapo don't see him - +
#586 (10) [X]*Jager starts polishing his pope-hat *Helena steals said pope-hat and puts it on, skipping around the room <Helena> Haha! :p <Helena> damn ;p <Helena> :p* <Jager> ... <Jager> I use that hat as a toilet sometimes <Helena> o_O <Jager> or i could be lieing... but maybe i am not * Helena is now known as Helena|Brb *Jager takes his hat back off the stunned and disgusted helena Comment: Any port in a storm, - +
#128 (10) [X]<Trigit> Rema guys don't giggle <Rema> who says im a guy? * Hashi blinks * Hashi suddenly sees Rema in a whole new light <Hashi> Heya Rema baby ;) - +
#129 (10) [X]<Ibram> thats nothing, you chould see what chewing cum can do to your ears - +
#140 (10) [X] <Darr-Rann> There's a girl I like at school, was unsure if I should actually do anything or not >< <Rogueboy|Work> usually I wait until the bodies are cold before I do anything <Rogueboy|Work> >.< <Darr-Rann> O_o <Saint> Looks good RB, no complexities Comment: >< - +
#155 (10) [X]<Aeos> No, if I change my name AGAIN, then ppl might start to think I have an identity crisis <Kairo> we already do.. <Kami> you do don't you? :p <AwesomeGaret> Aeos, you're FAR past that - +
#158 (10) [X]<Garet> assaulting a commander... insubordination... <Garet> and not loving Uma Thurman - +
#492 (10) [X]<Kand> Is it possible to short circuit him, if we all swore at once? <Hunter> Lets do it <Rogueboy|Work> ... <Tomas> I dunno....let's all try! <Tomas> 1! <Tomas> 2! <Tomas> 3! <Tomas> go! <Hayes_[Writing]> ASS <KadBot> Hayes_[Writing], Please watch your language. Refer to the CoCs for this channel at http://www.vastempire.com/main.cfm?ref=coc. This is your first warning. <Rogueboy|Work> lol <Darr-Rann> lol <Helena> Lol... <Hayes_[Writing]> >.< Comment: Silly Jeggles, Trix are for Kids - +
#250 (10) [X] <Saint> Jenny could make a buddhist monk commit murder Comment: ....or commit suicide - +
#15 (9) [X][12:12] <Kanderin_Draken> And by the way garet, I only found out today you were Decmemberist.. [12:12] <Darnamell> what? both of them are odd pedophiles, the connection should be obvious - +
#294 (9) [X]<Darr-Away> Do you know what? <Darr-Away> Your mother in Pokemon <Darr-Away> is a horribly negligent parent <art|brb> lol <Darr-Away> She's like <Langolier> lol <Darr-Away> "All kids have to leave some day." <Darr-Away> "Go ahead and go travel the country on your own with little money and a starter pokemon." [16:39:39] <Darr-Away> How old are you supposed to be in Pokemon? <art|brb> 12? <Darr-Away> Like, 14? <Darr-Away> seriously <art|brb> go underaged gambling :p <Darr-Away> Child services would be after her so fast <art|brb> doubtful <Langolier> 12 I think <art|brb> look at all the 12 year olds who go to raves or 14 year old girls with 22 year old boyfriends <art|brb> there are many negligent parents <Darr-Away> lol <Darr-Away> So pokemon is just demonstrating a sad truth about today's society. <Darr-Away> It's not about training collectable monsters - It's a reflection on how parents treat their children :P Comment: VERPG - Because we have nothing better to do. - +
#51 (9) [X]<Rogue|Work> Riq I ever tell you you should see my shrink? <Doc> I'll take it <Rogue|Work> and I have no shrink anymore...dont check my trunk <Doc> So there is a hidden meaning in me meeting the shrink... * Rogue|Work shoots Riq and puts him in his trunk - +
#63 (9) [X]<Cosmic> "wanna get down on my knees and praise you Jesus - feel your salvation all over my face." - +
#1416 (9) [X]<Abalar> Heh, I was hooker once, before I lost weight. - +
#484 (9) [X][14:44] * Doc[Writing] sets mode: +v Helena [14:44] <+Helena> o.O [14:44] <Kand|Gaming> Hey its only wars if you do said thing to more than one person.... [14:44] <RK> eh, to each his own. [14:44] * Kand|Gaming gives RK a cookie [14:44] * Kand|Gaming is now known as Kand [14:44] * Doc[Writing] sets mode: +m [14:44] <RK> why do I get the feeling doc is going to mute the channel - +
#11 (8) [X] <Tanus> Snipes, i hope you get cancer on your birthday - +
#302 (8) [X]<Langolier> not all of them ><: <Langolier> -: <Langolier> hmm <Langolier> minus the colon is what I meant <Langolier> Didn't mean to turn you on there Wicket - +
#303 (8) [X]<Snipeth> when did Wraith start getting all the kids with no brains <Nams|Mira> when our spots filled up - +
#70 (8) [X]<Kairo|Writing> wait, you saying if you aren't a dick you don't get in, or that if you are a dick you don't get in? <Merrick> if you're a dick you dont get in <Kairo|Writing> that seems kind odd.. <Trevor> yeah kairo, you become a dick after getting in :P <Kairo|Writing> oh <Kairo|Writing> I see <Kairo|Writing> thanks Trev Comment: On joining the DJO - +
#81 (8) [X]<Talon> we're best known for an emergency blow - +
#617 (8) [X]<&Doc> Perhaps each come up with some sort of concept? <&Doc> then compare * &Aeos nods <&Aeos> I'll try my hand with some 3d render? <&Aeos> oh FUCK IT DOC <&Aeos> >< <&Aeos> damn you <&Doc> I'm good ;) * &Aeos bangs her head against the desk and starts mozilla up again <&Aeos> Meh <&Doc> If you want to hobble off to bed, feel free :p <&Aeos> damn you, I cant <&Doc> (I'm really good ;P) - +