#1 (42) [X]Snipes: next one that asks us how to play i'm going to mess with. Snipes: i'll think up some sort of sadistic web marathon for him to run in order to play the game Kami: Hehe Darr-Rann: heheheheh (later) * xXShiveRXx has joined #Vast_Empire Darr-Rann: Hello xXShiveRXx: 13yo guys xXShiveRXx: how do i play the game Darr-Rann: ... Darr-Rann: LOL DarkJedi: :P Snipes: just a second xXShiveRXx: i cant find out xXShiveRXx: do i neeed to download a server? Snipes: i said give me a minute xXShiveRXx: ok Snipes: i'm dredging up the instruction page. DarkJedi: what are you playing? xXShiveRXx: the game? * Kami giggles madly * DarkJedi stops Snipes: oh god, no, no, no I lost my link file xXShiveRXx: im playing vastempire... Kami: :o Darr-Rann: yikes Kami: That's really bad Angel: i found it snipes xXShiveRXx: ....... Snipes: not the one i'm thinking of Angel: http://www.imanoob.com xXShiveRXx: has it bad Kami: I'm gonna go play * Kami is now known as Kami|PlayingVE Darr-Rann: I'll join you Kami Angel: me too Darr-Rann: Meet you on Tadath? Kami|PlayingVE: Sounds good * Darr-Rann is now known as Darr-VE * Angel is now known as Angel|PlayingVE xXShiveRXx: omg Angel|PlayingVE: I'm still on Lopen Kami|PlayingVE: Just hop a shuttle Angel|PlayingVE: it was destroyed by rebels Angel|PlayingVE: I'm stuck Kami|PlayingVE: Bastards... Kami|PlayingVE: Oki, I'll pick you up * DarkJedi has run out of ic's so cant get there Angel|PlayingVE: can you do a rescue mission? xXShiveRXx: how do i play............. im in the navy in stormtroopers so how do i play..... Kami|PlayingVE: I don't know if I've got enough resources Angel|PlayingVE: damn Kami|PlayingVE: :( Angel|PlayingVE: well i can try to send you some of mine Darr-VE: I guess you'll have to wait angel Angel|PlayingVE: but i used them all to build my death star Angel|PlayingVE: which the damn rebels blew up too Kami|PlayingVE: Yeah, that's not cool Darr-VE: I'd fly my ship there and pick you up, but my pilot rank is too low Kami|PlayingVE: They blew up mine as well :( Angel|PlayingVE: :o Kami|PlayingVE: I'm at rank six :D Angel|PlayingVE: :. Angel|PlayingVE: I was at rank 8 Angel|PlayingVE: but then i broke my leg Kami|PlayingVE: Lies... Angel|PlayingVE: now i'm rank 5 Kami|PlayingVE: No one reaches rank 8 Angel|PlayingVE: not a lie! Snipes: i think i saw it once Angel|PlayingVE: I grinded my piloting skill for days Snipes: it was pretty cool Angel|PlayingVE: then a bantha stepped on me Angel|PlayingVE: :( Darr-VE: I dunno, I've spent too much time working on my Blaster Fighting Rank Angel|PlayingVE: ppft Angel|PlayingVE: blasters are for noobs Darr-VE: neglected my pilot rank Angel|PlayingVE: I have lightsaber rank 20 Angel|PlayingVE: pwnt Kami|PlayingVE: Doesn't being a dark jedi give you +5 piloting skill? Snipes: probably how he got rank 8 Darr-VE: I'm too long of a combat level to start training in lightsaber Angel|PlayingVE: only if you spec that way Darr-VE: low* Kami|PlayingVE: Ah, ok Angel|PlayingVE: have to put points in the naval talent tree Snipes: i've been grinding my drinking level for days and days, I can almost beat that gamorean in mos eisley. Kami|PlayingVE: Wow :D Angel|PlayingVE: yah he's a big pig Angel|PlayingVE: my drinking level is no where near his Snipes: yeah, but after geting my ship blown up by those pirates i've been stuck on tatooine. Kami|PlayingVE: Omg...my corvette just malfunctioned Darr-VE: hah Angel|PlayingVE: that sucks Angel|PlayingVE: first rebels Angel|PlayingVE: now pirates Snipes: yeah Darr-VE: I'm the lowest pilot rank, and I'm the only one with a ship :) Angel|PlayingVE: gah! not the corvette Angel|PlayingVE: now im stranded Kami|PlayingVE: I'm on Endor Kami|PlayingVE: :( Angel|PlayingVE: hah! ewoks gonna get you! Darr-VE: Ewoks are weak Angel|PlayingVE: they get +20 attack power versus Stormtroopers Snipes: i got pwnd by ewoks DarkJedi: i'm on tatooine i'll meat you at the cantina Kami|PlayingVE: I'm gonna get pwned Darr-VE: Good for training your weapon ranks though xXShiveRXx: can some1 tell me how do i play Snipes: alright, i'm still there xXShiveRXx: waer do i go to play Angel|PlayingVE: wait! theres a star destrotyer above Lopen Kami|PlayingVE: My co pilot just got killed by a swarm of ewoks Angel|PlayingVE: I'll force jump up to it and hijack it DarkJedi: did i just put meat? Darr-VE: yep Kami|PlayingVE: Oki, then come get me please Angel|PlayingVE: will do xXShiveRXx: do i need igc? Kami|PlayingVE: They're distracted at the moment...finishing off my co-pilot Angel|PlayingVE: SOB Angel|PlayingVE: the star destroyer is full of ewoks too! Angel|PlayingVE: nooooo Kami|PlayingVE: :o Snipes: wow, glitch Kami|PlayingVE: Oh noes Angel|PlayingVE: hax! Kami|PlayingVE: Major glitch Darr-VE: yikes Angel|PlayingVE: its ok..i jjust learned force-lightning rank 6 Arnaut: My ISD just dissappeared Darr-VE: nice Angel|PlayingVE: i'm pwning them Angel|PlayingVE: fry little bears fry! Arnaut: anyone have this glitch too? Arnaut: wait, i found it Snipes: it's been glitchy today Kami|PlayingVE: I shouldn't have specced in cooking, my cream puff pie is doing shite against these ewoks Arnaut: all my crew is dead now though Angel|PlayingVE: sweet i just dinged level 60 * DarkJedi just lost 10.000 ic's playing cards Darr-VE: yikes * xXShiveRXx has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving ) Snipes: yeah, you'll always lose agains solo, don't even bother Comment: Classic - +
#14 (41) [X]<Saint> Blow Me Kadbot <KadBot> alrighty then <Saint> Cha-Ching! - +
#72 (35) [X]<Darr-Rann> My first act as King-Emporer will be to make correcting the King-Emporer's spelling a crime punishable by death. <Fury> *emperor - +
#98 (34) [X]<Atrick25> I feel sad :( <Toks> why? <Atrick25> My kitty is gonna get put down :( <Toks> :( * Toks huggles Atrick and gives him a cookie * C-3PX2|Drawing steals the cookie and runs * Atrick25 still feels sad :( * Toks gives Atrick another cookie <Atrick25> yay! * Atrick25 gives Kadbot a cookie * KadBot wonders if Atrick25 likes cat food <Doc> ... How insensitive can you be Kadbot? - +
#7 (32) [X]<Tomas> but I do need a girlfriend <Tomas> hey Saph, get my comnet message? <Decem> ... <Decem> awkward time to ask that Tom - +
#123 (32) [X][+Riel_Fury] Oh, fury, where do babies really come from? [+Fury] well, the ugly ones come from Epic's mom [+Fury] every other mother seems to have relatively cute ones * +Epic looks at Fury dumb struck [+Epic] Hey now old man, I get called cute at least once a day. Screw off. [+Fury] how ARE classes at the school of the blind anyway? [+Epic] I hate you. [+Fury] I know. - +
#126 (32) [X]<Kadann> bow down to me * Cosmic bows * Kadann reaches over and gives cosmic a weggie <Kadann> welcome to the djo - +
#38 (28) [X]<Cosmic> keep voting. we're two votes away from topping 3d sex games <Riel_Fury> sorry, I'm voting for 3d sex games <Cosmic> they get old - +
#12 (25) [X]<BigGreenDude> jailbait, tossing the salad, dropping the soap <BigGreenDude> pick your analogy <Wicket> ill toss the salad - +
#102 (24) [X]* Snipes bites Truth <Truth[Writing]> kinky <Snipes> I should get venom sacks implanted, so when I bite it means something <Truth[Writing]> You should <Dax> that doesn't seem physicaly possible... <Snipes> It would be if I were rich <Truth[Writing]> We're in the SW universe, people can get datachips implemented into their brains <Snipes> No, no. I want them here, on this side of the screen <Snipes> it'd be cool if they were refillable too, so i could put orange juice in there and be able to suck it out of my fangs when I was thirsty <Dax> then I will say it again. that doesn't seem physialcly possible. * Truth[Writing] shrugs <Snipes> It would be if I were rich <Truth[Writing]> Let's put it this way, they can make a man into a woman and a woman into a man, lord knows what else they can do <Snipes> yes, and instead of an extra dang-a-lang I want venom sacks - +
#104 (24) [X]<Cosmic> meeting a gal tomorrow <Truth[Writing]> COS HAS A DATE! END OF THE WORLD! <Cosmic> studying for econ. <Truth[Writing]> Oh, carry on - +
#177 (23) [X]<Saint> My god, my clothes hamper has more empty liquor bottles in it than clothes <ANT> buy more clothes <Saint> and one very cofused bottle of itallian dressing - +
#88 (22) [X]<GSG_Hashi> I once saw a whole bus-load (literally bus-load) of supposedly celibate Buddhist monks pull into a red-light district alleyway once <GG_Fury> nice <GSG_Hashi> and they were all grinning their butts off in their saffron robes <GSG_Hashi> creepiest thing <GG_Fury> maybe they were just getting their bellies rubbed? * GG_Fury feels dirty all of a sudden - +
#276 (21) [X]<Judge_Doc> The court will now come to session <Judge_Doc> In the verdict of Wicket's sexuality how does the prosecution charge? <Ally_McBeal> I have evidence! <Perry_Mason> your honor, if it please the court, i shall show that the defendant is as queer as the day is long, or at the least...asexual <Judge_Doc> And the defendant responses? <Ally_McBeal> not guilty, it's natural to experiment <Defendant_Wicket> umm i disagree! <Defendant_Wicket> oh * Ally_McBeal punches wicket, 'shut up!' <Defendant_Wicket> listen to her <Ally_McBeal> my honor I'd like to show you evidence a <Perry_Mason> first off the defendent seems to love his musicals <Perry_Mason> <The_Wickster> the hills are alive with the sound of music <Perry_Mason> <Fury> the hills will be alive with the sounds of flogging if you don't stop being tone deaf <Ally_McBeal> the judge enjoys musicals as well <Judge_Doc> The judge is not on trial <Ally_McBeal> in fact most musicals are written by straight men <Perry_Mason> he also, from time to time, asks to engage in man on man action <Perry_Mason> <BigGreenDude> jailbait, tossing the salad, dropping the soap <Perry_Mason> <BigGreenDude> pick your analogy <Perry_Mason> <Wicket> ill toss the salad <Ally_McBeal> the boy is an innocent youth, he could have meant the actualy vegetable salad <Ally_McBeal> people of the court look at this evidence and my point will come clear <Ally_McBeal> http://www.the-prodigal.com/ <Judge_Doc> I fail to see the connection of the link to this case <Judge_Doc> Would you care to elaborate? <Ally_McBeal> obviously wicket is a man of small mouth, therefore he couldn't get a male body part into his mouth <Ally_McBeal> by having a smaller mouth by evolution he's suited for more female oriented activities <Judge_Doc> But not for perhaps lack of trying? <Ally_McBeal> maybe in his youth, but this is and arguement of the present <Perry_Mason> i object to this obvious misdirection, she's stalling, your honor <Ally_McBeal> shut up old man you just hate the vagina <Judge_Doc> Order! <Ally_McBeal> well he does <Judge_Doc> Ojection substained, please provide more direct evidence <Judge_Doc> Plus, you fail to account for the other orifice <Ally_McBeal> well that's easy, wicket has no ass * Defendant_Wicket gasps <Defendant_Wicket> I object! * Ally_McBeal puts up pcitures <Ally_McBeal> as you can see where the rectum is suppose to be, there is nothing <Judge_Doc> Objection... substained the jury will disregard the defense on behalf of the defendant <Ally_McBeal> we assume that his waste is removed from hi body through his sweat glands Perry_Mason> i object, this is all hearsay, she has not provided one iota of proof from the quotebook to establish her clients hetero-ness <Ally_McBeal> quotebooks can be tampered with your honor <Judge_Doc> There is sufficient mantience to ensure that does not happen * Defendant_Wicket makes out with his lawyer <Perry_Mason> your honor, a quote from the defendent himself <Perry_Mason> <Wicket> booo! <Perry_Mason> <Wicket> :P <Perry_Mason> <Wicket> i look like the girl from captian planet? <Ally_McBeal> I know for a fact that the defendant is not gay * Tomas gasps from the back of the room at the defendant's statement <Ally_McBeal> because I being a quirky woman working in an all man world have slept with him! * Tomas brings forward the video proof >.> <Ally_McBeal> bow chicka bow wow <Ally_McBeal> tomas is a witness to that <Judge_Doc> Interesting, 15 minute recess while I watch this in my private room. <Tomas> actually, you just asked me to hold onto it <Perry_Mason> for the sake of fairness, i think this vid should be posted on the net for all to see <Ally_McBeal> your old you cant get it up anymore <Perry_Mason> try me sometime you boney temptress you <Judge_Doc> Order! I will not have the lawyers attack one another. You are here to assist in determining the case. <Ally_McBeal> we weren't going to attack each other.... <Judge_Doc> Sex in this courtroom is also prohibited <Judge_Doc> Carry on with the evidence and charges <Perry_Mason> frther evidence your honor <Perry_Mason> <Mad-Hatter> http://www.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/embarrass%5B1%5D.jpg <Perry_Mason> <Wicket> paha <Perry_Mason> <Wicket> for some reason i want some pop now <Judge_Doc> The defense responds? * Defendant_Wicket raises his hand <Judge_Doc> Go ahead <Defendant_Wicket> its a woman and a guy <Defendant_Wicket> NOT a guy and a guy <Judge_Doc> Quite true <Ally_McBeal> well obviously he was the woman to suck his manbits that's why the quote was said <Judge_Doc> However it would appear that the woman is the one that appears to take the 'pop' <Judge_Doc> Circumstantial <Perry_Mason> he's also prone to bouts of cross dressing <Perry_Mason> <Wicket> i get to wear make up tomorrow!!! <Ally_McBeal> he's also in a theatre group <Ally_McBeal> lets ask him shall we, wicket do you like woman's breasts? <Defendant_Wicket> of course <Judge_Doc> You wish to call Wicket to the witness stand? <Ally_McBeal> yes * Defendant_Wicket has tomas escort him to the witness stand * Baliff_Tomas holds out a Bible, waiting for Wicket to put his hand on it * Defendant_Wicket does that <Baliff_Tomas> Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God? <Defendant_Wicket> i do * Baliff_Tomas takes the bible away and goes off to the side <Judge_Doc> You may continue <Ally_McBeal> Wicket, now remember you're under oath, what gives you a hard on a.manbits, b. breasts, c. animals <Judge_Doc> Please rephrase the question, you are directing. <Ally_McBeal> its multiple choice your honor <Judge_Doc> You limit his selection <Ally_McBeal> fiiinnneeee <Ally_McBeal> wicket have you ever loved a woman <Defendant_Wicket> yes <Perry_Mason> objection, we dont know his definition of woman <Ally_McBeal> shhh I'm getting to that <Judge_Doc> Overruled, Defense please continue with that [<Ally_McBeal> ahem I repeat wicket have you ever really loved a woman? <Defendant_Wicket> yesssss <Ally_McBeal> To understand her? <Defendant_Wicket> huh? <Ally_McBeal> know her deep inside? <Perry_Mason> oooo yeah <Ally_McBeal> Hear every thought - see every dream <Defendant_Wicket> no <Ally_McBeal> N' give her wings - when she wants to fly? <Ally_McBeal> Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms ? <Ally_McBeal> Ya know ya really love a woman? <Defendant_Wicket> not that much <Ally_McBeal> When you love a woman <Ally_McBeal> you tell her that she's really wanted <Defendant_Wicket> ok well then no <Ally_McBeal> When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one <Ally_McBeal> Cuz she needs somebody to tell her <Ally_McBeal> that you'll always be together <Ally_McBeal> So tell me have you ever really - <Ally_McBeal> really really ever loved a woman? <Defendant_Wicket> no <Defendant_Wicket> i said no! * Baliff_Tomas hears the courtroom fall silent <Ally_McBeal> wicket are you a virgin? <Defendant_Wicket> no * Perry_Mason snickers at defense for making job easier <Ally_McBeal> ... <Ally_McBeal> finish this song <Ally_McBeal> Y.M.C.... <Defendant_Wicket> A! <Ally_McBeal> and this song backstreets back...... <Judge_Doc> Is there a point to this? <Defendant_Wicket> alright <Perry_Mason> no, let her finish <Ally_McBeal> well I'm seeing how many gay songs he knows <Judge_Doc> I fail to see the releveance, as you would know the songs yourself <Ally_McBeal> but would wicket, and I'm a girl * Judge_Harry_Anderson mumbles "touche" as he eats popcorn * Ally_McBeal unbuttons blouse, 'see' * Judge_Doc blinks * Perry_Mason applauds fine breasteses * Judge_Harry_Anderson suddenly doesn't need a gavel <Ally_McBeal> how does your honor judge my breasts? <Judge_Doc> Your.. breasts are not on trial.. <Perry_Mason> i vote spectacular <Ally_McBeal> do you want them to be? <Ally_McBeal> at least on you...trail? <Judge_Doc> Can we return to the matter at hand please? <Perry_Mason> your honor, i must leave due to a prior engagement, i defer to baliff tomas <Ally_McBeal> fiinnee <Judge_Doc> Do you have any further questions for the defense? <Ally_McBeal> I have more evidence your honor * Judge_Doc nods to Perry <Judge_Doc> Please bring forth <Ally_McBeal> <Wicket> im still in her <Ally_McBeal> seeing as her refers to a female <Ally_McBeal> as well as <Ally_McBeal> <Dax> Miranda Cosgrove is my future wife <Ally_McBeal> <Wicket> is she famous? <Ally_McBeal> <Dax> yea, she plays on Icarly <Ally_McBeal> <Wicket> oooo <Ally_McBeal> <Wicket> i used to watch that <Ally_McBeal> <Wicket> i like addy singer <Ally_McBeal> <Wicket> ill marry her <Ally_McBeal> <Wicket> yes it does <Ally_McBeal> <Wicket> lol <Ally_McBeal> <Dax> :( but the love calculator says I have a 16% chance <Ally_McBeal> <Wicket> lol <Ally_McBeal> Comment: And you thought you had to worry about wicket. <Ally_McBeal> wicket actually admiting he wanted to marry a female...with a vagina! <Ally_McBeal> naturally born that way <Judge_Doc> Any further questions? <Ally_McBeal> how about we say this, because I have to get to bed <Judge_Doc> Or shall the prosecution come forward? <Ally_McBeal> if he is he is we'll still love him anyway <Defendant_Wicket> and if im not? <Ally_McBeal> then I'll see you after the trail <Defendant_Wicket> sounds like a plan * Ally_McBeal drags wicket out of the courtroom and under the table * Judge_Doc shrugs * Judge_Doc declares mistrial Comment: The verdict still pending... - +
#62 (21) [X]<Kiption> My mom is such a kid <Kiption> She just laughed for like 30 mins about the carpet getting laid - +
#78 (21) [X]<Rizzit> if its okay with u im going to start working with kami right away though <Fury> do it <Rizzit> cause I know she'll be a definate <Fury> she needs to quit loafing anyway <Fury> heh <Fury> or hell, what about Mara? not sure how busy she actually CAN be tho <Rizzit> I'll do them both <Rizzit> actually yeah <Fury> you wish <Rizzit> not like that u sick, sick man ;p <Rizzit> I meant I'll train them both <Fury> i bet you will - +
#29 (20) [X]* Trevor sticks his chest out, puts his index fingers near his nipples pointing outward and yells 'force lightning!' - +
#32 (20) [X]<Garet> I do too many activities that require me to use my hand muscles >.< - +
#171 (19) [X]<Ae> fuck... <KadBot> Ae, Please watch your language. Refer to the CoCs for this channel at http://www.vastempire.com/main.cfm?ref=coc. This is your first warning. <Ae> -_- <Tomas> lol Ae <Ae> *fck* <KadBot> Ae, Please watch your language. This is your second warning. <Doc> It depends on how the work is coded into his parseing <Doc> that word has more wildcards than most <Ae> I guess he's trained in all of the ways of the fuck - +
#434 (19) [X]<Kand> We abolished Doc's ability to grammatically own people after we ran out of paper to list the victims on <Doc[Snowtrooper]> touché <Tibbs> WTF? <Tibbs> You put an accent on it? <Tibbs> ...Cool <Kand> ... <Tibbs> It doesn't take much to excite me. <Helena> We can tell.. - +
#516 (18) [X]* Helena|Kand ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: VE Rules!) (fifteen minutes pass in silence) * Helena|Kand ([email protected]) has joined #wraith <&Doc> wb you two <Helena|Kand> Thank you :) <&Doc> I don't need to know what went on in those 15 minutes <&Doc> :p <Helena|Kand> Not as much as id of hoped <Helena|Kand> o_O - +
#663 (18) [X]<Helena> Kand, can I blow you? <Helena> ^^ <Verk> =O <Kand> I have absolutely no comical response to that <Kand> ...... <Kand> So.... <Helena> Haha :p <Kand> Yes? <Helena> Woohoo! * Helena gets her hairdryer <Helena> :D! <Doc> HAHA <Verk> lol <Kand> Ah, you were thinking of that! <Kand> Yes! <Kand> So was I! <Helena> Riiight ;) - +
#240 (18) [X]* Marka burns Dante's peak, "Let's see you have children now!" * Dante calls for Kadbot to help * KadBot puts up a sign with Dante's picture reading 'Wanted Dead or Alive: Reward 500,000 ICs!!' * Nams|Mira shoots dante <Nams|Mira> kadbot I killed dante how much do I get? <KadBot> Nams|Mira, No credits for you! - +
#4 (17) [X]<Tomas> Im sitting off to the side chuckling until you say the next line <Tomas> to which I give a face like I saw a ghost/swallowed a piece of come <Tomas> err.... <Tomas> *gum - +
#73 (17) [X]<Grunty> you wouldn't believe the stuff that you can find in my hole - +