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#1533 (2) [X]
Kand: Technically speaking most of it's now been made by me
Kand: So maybe im some subconscious evil supercomputer, I dont know
Jamasis: Did you use anything unusual?
Jamasis: Say, a rabbit or something
Kand: Theres a question ive never been asked before
Jamasis: I boldly go where nobody has thought of going before
*** Kand quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.9/20100824153629])
Jamasis: He didn't say no...

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#1122 (1) [X]
<<Bacredi>> And apprently, this one recruit likes Jizz
* <Comrade> facepalms
<<Comrade>> which one?
<Bacredi> one sec
<Bacredi> let me get link
<Hunter> ...
<Comrade> a nice can of Jizz is just what I need sometimes
<Hunter> Wtf is Jizz?
<Bacredi> ........
<Bacredi> ......
<Bacredi> ..................
<Bacredi> .........
<Bacredi> ........
<Comrade> Cant go a day without some lovely jizz
<Bacredi> http://comnet.imperialnetwork.com/topic/10725/
<Hunter> >.<
<Bacredi> google it
<Comrade> google it <Hunter>
<Hunter> Meh
<Comrade> oh god, fuck thats funny
<Hunter> I don't really care.
<Bacredi> google it
<Bacredi> heh heh
<Comrade> She likes: jizz, She dislikes: other TwiLek females
<Bacredi> ironic
<Comrade> yet practical
<Bacredi> and the funny thing is
<Bacredi> that guy in Rl is a dude
<Comrade> jennhe..

*Bacredi's PM*
<Bacredi> http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=Jizz
<Hunter> I googled it...
<Bacredi> LOL
<Hunter> ...
<Hunter> Idiots...
<Bacredi> Hehe
<Hunter> My mom come walking up to the comp right as I hit the search button...

*Jager's PM*
<Hunter> Shutup.
<Hunter> Just shutup.
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#701 (4) [X]
<Chesh> how is an organization built on secracy supposed to keep a low profile while he's covered in cultist ink?
<Joamer> teach them to stop stripping at the first sign of danger
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#337 (2) [X]
<Decem> I think you've won
<Doc> You can't win unless you get a pawn to the end, so pretty much
<Doc> Insufficient material to mate without those pawns
<Doc> ... that sounds dirty

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#224 (2) [X]
<Wicket> both this!
* Quits: Kadann ([email protected]) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Doc> You... Killed Kad
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#1481 (0) [X]
<Jeg> Next person who mentions relativity is getting kicked.
* Jeg glares
<Bacredi> Doc, can you say thank you to Wicket
<Hunter> Anybody remember what Einstein's Theory of Relativity states?
<Doc> Perspectively speaking, I don't think he's angry
<Wicket> e=mc^2
*** You have been kicked from channel #Vast_Empire by Jeg (Jeg).
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#1387 (1) [X]
* Rocketman|writhing is now known as Rocketman|writeing
<Rocketman|writeing> have spelling issues okay
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#1219 (0) [X]
<Bacredi> quiet, at least I wont die of old age this year
<Star> AUGH! The can is almost empty!
<Star> It's 23.5 fluid ounces too!
<Driver> neither will i...the gf keeps me young and twisted
<Bacredi> it's nice to see that retirement homes play Twister nowadays
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#1117 (0) [X]
* ricky ([email protected]) has joined #vast_empire
<ricky> i just got world of warcraft
<Hunter> ...
<Hunter> Oh god
* Hunter runs out of the room
<ricky> what
* ricky grabs him
<ricky> not so fast
* ricky hits hunter with baseball bat -10 HP
-> *DM* #vast_empire HELP ME!!!
-> *`OD* #vast_empire HELP ME!!!
* ricky punches hunter, critical hit, knocking hunter out,-12 HP
* Hunter breaks free and hides behind Zesh
<Hunter> Take him in my place.
* Hunter pushes Zesh forward
<ricky> you are knocked out, and cannot move
<Hunter> Only in your mind...
<Hunter> Sic him Zesh.
<Hunter> Go!!!
* Hunter runs as Zesh pounces on rickey
<Hunter> *ricky
* ricky ties hunter up with liquid metal rope which becomes solid in 1 second
<ricky> there
* Hunter gets out of the rope before it becomes solid
* Hunter throws the solid rope at ricky and runs
<ricky> your tied up
<Hunter> I got out of it before it became solid.
<Hunter> I'm good like that.
* ricky pins hunters eyes back and forces him to watch paint dry for 24 hours
<ricky> HA
* Hunter falls asleep with his eyes open
* Tomas ([email protected]) has joined #vast_empire
* Hunter breaks free and runs away
<Hunter> TOMAS!!!
<Hunter> HELP ME!!!
* Tomas isn't here at the moment, please leave a message after the beep
* ricky laughs and gets out a ak 47, but falls to the ground, knocked out
<Hunter> NOOO!!!
* ricky is now known as ricky_aware
* ricky_aware wakes up
* Hunter is now known as The_Hunter
<ricky_aware> wha-
* The_Hunter hunts ricky
* The_Hunter shoots ricky in the heart
<ricky_aware> sorry if i did something in my sleep
<The_Hunter> Ewww...
* ricky_aware is still behind the force field
* The_Hunter throws ricky a towel, "Wipe all that white stuff away..."
* ricky_aware watches as the towel is vaporized by the forcefield
* ricky_aware whistles as he gets a bottle of wine and drinks
<ricky_aware> phew
* The_Hunter laughs as the forcefield shortcircuits and blows up, killing ricky
* ricky_aware watches as the firework that was projected infront of him explodes
<The_Hunter> Apparantly, because you didn't wipe up, your... uh... white stuff... dripped onto the forcefield generator and blew it up...
* The_Hunter shoots ricky
<ricky_aware> pretty good firework video, eh?
<The_Hunter> Bam.
<The_Hunter> You're dead.
<The_Hunter> All in a days work.
* The_Hunter is now known as Hunter
<Hunter> The hunt is over and I win again.
* Eviscares ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving.)
<Hunter> Hmmm...
<Hunter> I may of missed...
* Hunter laughs as he realizes the bullet went through rickys head and into Maze
<Hunter> Two birds with one stone.
<Hunter> ...
* ricky_aware turns on the vacuum to suck the dead clone up and put another one there
<ricky_aware> these clones are useful
<ricky_aware> to use as cannon fodder
* Hunter wonders how ricky got enough money to create a clone and then remembers ricky's "job"
<ricky_aware> that "job" is the cloning inc. job
<ricky_aware> Cloning Inc (TM)
<Hunter> That job requires you to go to the bank to change out the ones into bigger bills...
<Hunter> Hmmm...
<ricky_aware> the robot is doing that
<Hunter> Of course it is.
* Hunter pats ricky on the head
<Hunter> Now run along so daddy can get back to work.
* ricky_aware goes back to the cloning tubes
<ricky_aware> activate cloing
<ricky_aware> *cloning
* ricky_aware puts the hair sample in
<Hunter> I'm a little disturbed by the fact nobody but us two are saying anything.
* Hunter runs away before he gets raped
* ricky_aware pours in cloning liquid
* ricky_aware presses clone button
* ricky_aware gets a wine bottle and opens it then drinks
<ricky_aware> robot, go press the close and lock door
* ricky_aware watches and hunter crashes into the door that is locked, and closed
<ricky_aware> *as
<ricky_aware> we are all stuck, eh
<Hunter> I'm debating on whether to do the /ignore command.
<ricky_aware> note the bot is carrying beverages and food
<Hunter> My nice guy side says no while my normal side says yes...
* Jeg ([email protected]) has joined #vast_empire
* ricky_aware orders bot to give everyone food and drinks
<Hunter> heh
<Hunter> Theres you a victim ricky.
<ricky_aware> they are not poisoned
<Hunter> Go get him.
<Hunter> I wonder which side will win out...
<Hunter> Nice guy or my normal side...
<Jeg> I sincerely hope you're not talking about me.
* ricky_aware grabs some jawa juice
<Hunter> Nope.
* ricky_aware drinks
<Hunter> I'm talking about that guy over there.
* Hunter points in a random direction
* Added ricky_aware!*@* to ignore list
<Hunter> Bam
<Hunter> Looks like my normal side won out.
Comment: heh
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#353 (2) [X]
<Nams|Mira_posting> ...how come my little sister has hot jailbait college friends
<AnT> PIC!
<Nams|Mira_posting> ...the guys?
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