#1533 (2) [X]Kand: Technically speaking most of it's now been made by me Kand: So maybe im some subconscious evil supercomputer, I dont know Jamasis: Did you use anything unusual? Jamasis: Say, a rabbit or something Kand: Theres a question ive never been asked before Jamasis: I boldly go where nobody has thought of going before *** Kand quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.9/20100824153629]) Jamasis: He didn't say no... - +
#1122 (1) [X]<<Bacredi>> And apprently, this one recruit likes Jizz * <Comrade> facepalms <<Comrade>> which one? <Bacredi> one sec <Bacredi> let me get link <Hunter> ... <Comrade> a nice can of Jizz is just what I need sometimes <Hunter> Wtf is Jizz? <Bacredi> ........ <Bacredi> ...... <Bacredi> .................. <Bacredi> ......... <Bacredi> ........ <Comrade> Cant go a day without some lovely jizz <Bacredi> http://comnet.imperialnetwork.com/topic/10725/ <Hunter> >.< <Bacredi> google it <Comrade> google it <Hunter> <Hunter> Meh <Comrade> oh god, fuck thats funny <Hunter> I don't really care. <Bacredi> google it <Bacredi> heh heh <Comrade> She likes: jizz, She dislikes: other TwiLek females <Bacredi> ironic <Comrade> yet practical <Bacredi> and the funny thing is <Bacredi> that guy in Rl is a dude <Comrade> jennhe.. *Bacredi's PM* <Bacredi> http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=Jizz <Hunter> I googled it... <Bacredi> LOL <Hunter> ... <Hunter> Idiots... <Bacredi> Hehe <Hunter> My mom come walking up to the comp right as I hit the search button... *Jager's PM* <Hunter> Shutup. <Hunter> Just shutup. - +
#701 (4) [X]<Chesh> how is an organization built on secracy supposed to keep a low profile while he's covered in cultist ink? <Joamer> teach them to stop stripping at the first sign of danger - +
#337 (2) [X]<Decem> I think you've won <Doc> You can't win unless you get a pawn to the end, so pretty much <Doc> Insufficient material to mate without those pawns <Doc> ... that sounds dirty - +
#224 (2) [X]<Wicket> both this! * Quits: Kadann ([email protected]) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <Doc> You... Killed Kad - +
#1481 (0) [X]<Jeg> Next person who mentions relativity is getting kicked. * Jeg glares <Bacredi> Doc, can you say thank you to Wicket <Hunter> Anybody remember what Einstein's Theory of Relativity states? <Doc> Perspectively speaking, I don't think he's angry <Wicket> e=mc^2 *** You have been kicked from channel #Vast_Empire by Jeg (Jeg). - +
#1387 (1) [X]* Rocketman|writhing is now known as Rocketman|writeing <Rocketman|writeing> have spelling issues okay - +
#1219 (0) [X]<Bacredi> quiet, at least I wont die of old age this year <Star> AUGH! The can is almost empty! <Star> It's 23.5 fluid ounces too! <Driver> neither will i...the gf keeps me young and twisted <Bacredi> it's nice to see that retirement homes play Twister nowadays - +
#1117 (0) [X] * ricky ([email protected]) has joined #vast_empire <ricky> i just got world of warcraft <Hunter> ... <Hunter> Oh god * Hunter runs out of the room <ricky> what * ricky grabs him <ricky> not so fast * ricky hits hunter with baseball bat -10 HP -> *DM* #vast_empire HELP ME!!! -> *`OD* #vast_empire HELP ME!!! * ricky punches hunter, critical hit, knocking hunter out,-12 HP * Hunter breaks free and hides behind Zesh <Hunter> Take him in my place. * Hunter pushes Zesh forward <ricky> you are knocked out, and cannot move <Hunter> Only in your mind... <Hunter> Sic him Zesh. <Hunter> Go!!! * Hunter runs as Zesh pounces on rickey <Hunter> *ricky * ricky ties hunter up with liquid metal rope which becomes solid in 1 second <ricky> there * Hunter gets out of the rope before it becomes solid * Hunter throws the solid rope at ricky and runs <ricky> your tied up <Hunter> I got out of it before it became solid. <Hunter> I'm good like that. * ricky pins hunters eyes back and forces him to watch paint dry for 24 hours <ricky> HA * Hunter falls asleep with his eyes open * Tomas ([email protected]) has joined #vast_empire <Hunter> YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!! * Hunter breaks free and runs away <Hunter> TOMAS!!! <Hunter> HELP ME!!! * Tomas isn't here at the moment, please leave a message after the beep * ricky laughs and gets out a ak 47, but falls to the ground, knocked out <Hunter> NOOO!!! * ricky is now known as ricky_aware * ricky_aware wakes up * Hunter is now known as The_Hunter <ricky_aware> wha- * The_Hunter hunts ricky * The_Hunter shoots ricky in the heart <ricky_aware> sorry if i did something in my sleep <The_Hunter> Ewww... * ricky_aware is still behind the force field * The_Hunter throws ricky a towel, "Wipe all that white stuff away..." * ricky_aware watches as the towel is vaporized by the forcefield * ricky_aware whistles as he gets a bottle of wine and drinks <ricky_aware> phew * The_Hunter laughs as the forcefield shortcircuits and blows up, killing ricky * ricky_aware watches as the firework that was projected infront of him explodes <The_Hunter> Apparantly, because you didn't wipe up, your... uh... white stuff... dripped onto the forcefield generator and blew it up... * The_Hunter shoots ricky <ricky_aware> pretty good firework video, eh? <The_Hunter> Bam. <The_Hunter> You're dead. <The_Hunter> All in a days work. * The_Hunter is now known as Hunter <Hunter> The hunt is over and I win again. * Eviscares ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving.) <Hunter> Hmmm... <Hunter> I may of missed... * Hunter laughs as he realizes the bullet went through rickys head and into Maze <Hunter> Two birds with one stone. <Hunter> ... * ricky_aware turns on the vacuum to suck the dead clone up and put another one there <ricky_aware> these clones are useful <ricky_aware> to use as cannon fodder * Hunter wonders how ricky got enough money to create a clone and then remembers ricky's "job" <ricky_aware> that "job" is the cloning inc. job <ricky_aware> Cloning Inc (TM) <Hunter> That job requires you to go to the bank to change out the ones into bigger bills... <Hunter> Hmmm... <ricky_aware> the robot is doing that <Hunter> Of course it is. * Hunter pats ricky on the head <Hunter> Now run along so daddy can get back to work. * ricky_aware goes back to the cloning tubes <ricky_aware> activate cloing <ricky_aware> *cloning * ricky_aware puts the hair sample in <Hunter> I'm a little disturbed by the fact nobody but us two are saying anything. * Hunter runs away before he gets raped * ricky_aware pours in cloning liquid * ricky_aware presses clone button * ricky_aware gets a wine bottle and opens it then drinks <ricky_aware> robot, go press the close and lock door * ricky_aware watches and hunter crashes into the door that is locked, and closed <ricky_aware> *as <ricky_aware> we are all stuck, eh <Hunter> I'm debating on whether to do the /ignore command. <ricky_aware> note the bot is carrying beverages and food <Hunter> My nice guy side says no while my normal side says yes... * Jeg ([email protected]) has joined #vast_empire * ricky_aware orders bot to give everyone food and drinks <Hunter> heh <Hunter> Theres you a victim ricky. <ricky_aware> they are not poisoned <Hunter> Go get him. <Hunter> I wonder which side will win out... <Hunter> Nice guy or my normal side... <Jeg> I sincerely hope you're not talking about me. * ricky_aware grabs some jawa juice <Hunter> Nope. * ricky_aware drinks <Hunter> I'm talking about that guy over there. * Hunter points in a random direction - * Added ricky_aware!*@* to ignore list - <Hunter> Bam <Hunter> Looks like my normal side won out. Comment: heh - +
#353 (2) [X]<Nams|Mira_posting> ...how come my little sister has hot jailbait college friends <AnT> PIC! <Nams|Mira_posting> ...the guys? - +