#284 (1) [X]
<Wicket> i do not approve of that language
<arturus> tough?
<Wicket> yep
* Wicket was kicked by arturus (suck it up princess)
* Wicket has joined #verpg
<DM> hrm...
<Wicket> yay
<Wicket> im a princess!
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#401 (3) [X]
<Glaug-Eldare> hey legit, would LeGiT want to rent a speeder bike and explore the wilderness with ken?
<Glaug-Eldare> or would that make him a gay cowboy
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#221 (3) [X]
* Giovanni sticks his hand in his pocket.
* Yillis conitnues doing the one hand waltz
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#206 (-1) [X]
<Max> i tipped my bottle and it vibrated for about three minutes
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#767 (0) [X]
<arturus> god why is the internet so slow here today
<arturus> I can't even stream music
<Tanus> because its canada
<Tanus> and god doesn't love you
Comment: Amen.
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#1 (42) [X]
Snipes: next one that asks us how to play i'm going to mess with.
Snipes: i'll think up some sort of sadistic web marathon for him to run in order to play the game
Kami: Hehe
Darr-Rann: heheheheh

(later)
* xXShiveRXx has joined #Vast_Empire
Darr-Rann: Hello
xXShiveRXx: 13yo guys
xXShiveRXx: how do i play the game
Darr-Rann: ...
Darr-Rann: LOL
DarkJedi: :P
Snipes: just a second
xXShiveRXx: i cant find out
xXShiveRXx: do i neeed to download a server?
Snipes: i said give me a minute
xXShiveRXx: ok
Snipes: i'm dredging up the instruction page.
DarkJedi: what are you playing?
xXShiveRXx: the game?
* Kami giggles madly
* DarkJedi stops
Snipes: oh god, no, no, no I lost my link file
xXShiveRXx: im playing vastempire...
Kami: :o
Darr-Rann: yikes
Kami: That's really bad
Angel: i found it snipes
xXShiveRXx: .......
Snipes: not the one i'm thinking of
Angel: http://www.imanoob.com
xXShiveRXx: has it bad
Kami: I'm gonna go play
* Kami is now known as Kami|PlayingVE
Darr-Rann: I'll join you Kami
Angel: me too
Darr-Rann: Meet you on Tadath?
Kami|PlayingVE: Sounds good
* Darr-Rann is now known as Darr-VE
* Angel is now known as Angel|PlayingVE
xXShiveRXx: omg
Angel|PlayingVE: I'm still on Lopen
Kami|PlayingVE: Just hop a shuttle
Angel|PlayingVE: it was destroyed by rebels
Angel|PlayingVE: I'm stuck
Kami|PlayingVE: Bastards...
Kami|PlayingVE: Oki, I'll pick you up
* DarkJedi has run out of ic's so cant get there
Angel|PlayingVE: can you do a rescue mission?
xXShiveRXx: how do i play............. im in the navy in stormtroopers so how do i play.....
Kami|PlayingVE: I don't know if I've got enough resources
Angel|PlayingVE: damn
Kami|PlayingVE: :(
Angel|PlayingVE: well i can try to send you some of mine
Darr-VE: I guess you'll have to wait angel
Angel|PlayingVE: but i used them all to build my death star
Angel|PlayingVE: which the damn rebels blew up too
Kami|PlayingVE: Yeah, that's not cool
Darr-VE: I'd fly my ship there and pick you up, but my pilot rank is too low
Kami|PlayingVE: They blew up mine as well :(
Angel|PlayingVE: :o
Kami|PlayingVE: I'm at rank six :D
Angel|PlayingVE: :.
Angel|PlayingVE: I was at rank 8
Angel|PlayingVE: but then i broke my leg
Kami|PlayingVE: Lies...
Angel|PlayingVE: now i'm rank 5
Kami|PlayingVE: No one reaches rank 8
Angel|PlayingVE: not a lie!
Snipes: i think i saw it once
Angel|PlayingVE: I grinded my piloting skill for days
Snipes: it was pretty cool
Angel|PlayingVE: then a bantha stepped on me
Angel|PlayingVE: :(
Darr-VE: I dunno, I've spent too much time working on my Blaster Fighting Rank
Angel|PlayingVE: ppft
Angel|PlayingVE: blasters are for noobs
Darr-VE: neglected my pilot rank
Angel|PlayingVE: I have lightsaber rank 20
Angel|PlayingVE: pwnt
Kami|PlayingVE: Doesn't being a dark jedi give you +5 piloting skill?
Snipes: probably how he got rank 8
Darr-VE: I'm too long of a combat level to start training in lightsaber
Angel|PlayingVE: only if you spec that way
Darr-VE: low*
Kami|PlayingVE: Ah, ok
Angel|PlayingVE: have to put points in the naval talent tree
Snipes: i've been grinding my drinking level for days and days, I can almost beat that gamorean in mos eisley.
Kami|PlayingVE: Wow :D
Angel|PlayingVE: yah he's a big pig
Angel|PlayingVE: my drinking level is no where near his
Snipes: yeah, but after geting my ship blown up by those pirates i've been stuck on tatooine.
Kami|PlayingVE: Omg...my corvette just malfunctioned
Darr-VE: hah
Angel|PlayingVE: that sucks
Angel|PlayingVE: first rebels
Angel|PlayingVE: now pirates
Snipes: yeah
Darr-VE: I'm the lowest pilot rank, and I'm the only one with a ship :)
Angel|PlayingVE: gah! not the corvette
Angel|PlayingVE: now im stranded
Kami|PlayingVE: I'm on Endor
Kami|PlayingVE: :(
Angel|PlayingVE: hah! ewoks gonna get you!
Darr-VE: Ewoks are weak
Angel|PlayingVE: they get +20 attack power versus Stormtroopers
Snipes: i got pwnd by ewoks
DarkJedi: i'm on tatooine i'll meat you at the cantina
Kami|PlayingVE: I'm gonna get pwned
Darr-VE: Good for training your weapon ranks though
xXShiveRXx: can some1 tell me how do i play
Snipes: alright, i'm still there
xXShiveRXx: waer do i go to play
Angel|PlayingVE: wait! theres a star destrotyer above Lopen
Kami|PlayingVE: My co pilot just got killed by a swarm of ewoks
Angel|PlayingVE: I'll force jump up to it and hijack it
DarkJedi: did i just put meat?
Darr-VE: yep
Kami|PlayingVE: Oki, then come get me please
Angel|PlayingVE: will do
xXShiveRXx: do i need igc?
Kami|PlayingVE: They're distracted at the moment...finishing off my co-pilot
Angel|PlayingVE: SOB
Angel|PlayingVE: the star destroyer is full of ewoks too!
Angel|PlayingVE: nooooo
Kami|PlayingVE: :o
Snipes: wow, glitch
Kami|PlayingVE: Oh noes
Angel|PlayingVE: hax!
Kami|PlayingVE: Major glitch
Darr-VE: yikes
Angel|PlayingVE: its ok..i jjust learned force-lightning rank 6
Arnaut: My ISD just dissappeared
Darr-VE: nice
Angel|PlayingVE: i'm pwning them
Angel|PlayingVE: fry little bears fry!
Arnaut: anyone have this glitch too?
Arnaut: wait, i found it
Snipes: it's been glitchy today
Kami|PlayingVE: I shouldn't have specced in cooking, my cream puff pie is doing shite against these ewoks
Arnaut: all my crew is dead now though
Angel|PlayingVE: sweet i just dinged level 60
* DarkJedi just lost 10.000 ic's playing cards
Darr-VE: yikes
* xXShiveRXx has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving )
Snipes: yeah, you'll always lose agains solo, don't even bother

Comment: Classic
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#1448 (3) [X]
<Saint> Unbeknownst to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Chuck Norris, all held by Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in thr
<D|J-Crowe> neither do I but D-Crowe's possessions are full of them :P
<Hunter> And I believe its my own personal "Ramble Shift"
<Hunter> Eh
<Hunter> It cut it off, Snipes
<Hunter> The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in thr
<Saint> The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and that Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay.
<Hunter> Haha
<Hunter> Nice
<Hunter> Where'd you pick that up from?
<D|J-Crowe> lmao
<Saint> Mr T facts
<Saint> If I remember right Mr T facts came first, then Vin Diesel, then Chuck Norris
<Saint> and Chuck Norris I hated long before that
<Hunter> heh
<Hunter> Mr. T is awesome
<Hunter> Vin Diesel, slightly less so
<Hunter> Chuck Norris can kiss my ass
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#104 (24) [X]
<Cosmic> meeting a gal tomorrow
<Truth[Writing]> COS HAS A DATE! END OF THE WORLD!
<Cosmic> studying for econ.
<Truth[Writing]> Oh, carry on
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#325 (4) [X]
<Glaug-Eldare> i like that about balls
<Soren> i bet you do
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#395 (0) [X]
(10:25:02 AM) Hunter: Whats up
(10:27:03 AM) Joamer: A direction away from the center of gravity of a celestrial object.
(10:27:40 AM) Hunter: Ah.
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