#129 (10) [X]<Ibram> thats nothing, you chould see what chewing cum can do to your ears - +
#1422 (0) [X]<Liquid> ...and now Angel has a woman <Liquid> jesus h christ <Liquid> wtf has happened here? <Liquid> the navy's in an uproar <Arturo> ..you left <Liquid> the army is wierd <@Angel> pppft, I've had girls for a long time :P <Liquid> i'm sure the DJO is just fscked <&Rizzit> what DJO? <Arturo> lol <Liquid> oh shush angel, you and I both know you weren't getting any strange ;) <Glaug-Eldare> the dark jedi order <RyRy> DJO, what's that stand for? <Liquid> ...... <Abalar> Dark Jedi Order? <Liquid> fsck me <@Angel> Considering I'm DLoS and our Headmaster and DLoK are both MIA <@Angel> and Tal is lost in L4D2 24/7 <Liquid> . <Liquid> . <Liquid> . <Liquid> . * &Rizzit escorts out back to "fsck" <@Angel> Yeah...."what DJO" is pretty much accurate. <&Rizzit> Liquid, DR will be waiting for you with a blindfold on Comment: Welcome back, Liquid. - +
#1455 (1) [X] <%Sam> You have been ousted <Ron> and surgically altered <@Rogueboy> with a prosthetic third guy <@Rogueboy> eye* <@Rogueboy> wow... <Hunter> . . . <%Sam> ... <Doc> I prefer the third guy <Willtconq> when did you get the second? <%Sam> Must have gotten it from rogueboy.com <Doc> Wouldn't you like to know ;) - +
#1117 (0) [X] * ricky ([email protected]) has joined #vast_empire <ricky> i just got world of warcraft <Hunter> ... <Hunter> Oh god * Hunter runs out of the room <ricky> what * ricky grabs him <ricky> not so fast * ricky hits hunter with baseball bat -10 HP -> *DM* #vast_empire HELP ME!!! -> *`OD* #vast_empire HELP ME!!! * ricky punches hunter, critical hit, knocking hunter out,-12 HP * Hunter breaks free and hides behind Zesh <Hunter> Take him in my place. * Hunter pushes Zesh forward <ricky> you are knocked out, and cannot move <Hunter> Only in your mind... <Hunter> Sic him Zesh. <Hunter> Go!!! * Hunter runs as Zesh pounces on rickey <Hunter> *ricky * ricky ties hunter up with liquid metal rope which becomes solid in 1 second <ricky> there * Hunter gets out of the rope before it becomes solid * Hunter throws the solid rope at ricky and runs <ricky> your tied up <Hunter> I got out of it before it became solid. <Hunter> I'm good like that. * ricky pins hunters eyes back and forces him to watch paint dry for 24 hours <ricky> HA * Hunter falls asleep with his eyes open * Tomas ([email protected]) has joined #vast_empire <Hunter> YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!! * Hunter breaks free and runs away <Hunter> TOMAS!!! <Hunter> HELP ME!!! * Tomas isn't here at the moment, please leave a message after the beep * ricky laughs and gets out a ak 47, but falls to the ground, knocked out <Hunter> NOOO!!! * ricky is now known as ricky_aware * ricky_aware wakes up * Hunter is now known as The_Hunter <ricky_aware> wha- * The_Hunter hunts ricky * The_Hunter shoots ricky in the heart <ricky_aware> sorry if i did something in my sleep <The_Hunter> Ewww... * ricky_aware is still behind the force field * The_Hunter throws ricky a towel, "Wipe all that white stuff away..." * ricky_aware watches as the towel is vaporized by the forcefield * ricky_aware whistles as he gets a bottle of wine and drinks <ricky_aware> phew * The_Hunter laughs as the forcefield shortcircuits and blows up, killing ricky * ricky_aware watches as the firework that was projected infront of him explodes <The_Hunter> Apparantly, because you didn't wipe up, your... uh... white stuff... dripped onto the forcefield generator and blew it up... * The_Hunter shoots ricky <ricky_aware> pretty good firework video, eh? <The_Hunter> Bam. <The_Hunter> You're dead. <The_Hunter> All in a days work. * The_Hunter is now known as Hunter <Hunter> The hunt is over and I win again. * Eviscares ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving.) <Hunter> Hmmm... <Hunter> I may of missed... * Hunter laughs as he realizes the bullet went through rickys head and into Maze <Hunter> Two birds with one stone. <Hunter> ... * ricky_aware turns on the vacuum to suck the dead clone up and put another one there <ricky_aware> these clones are useful <ricky_aware> to use as cannon fodder * Hunter wonders how ricky got enough money to create a clone and then remembers ricky's "job" <ricky_aware> that "job" is the cloning inc. job <ricky_aware> Cloning Inc (TM) <Hunter> That job requires you to go to the bank to change out the ones into bigger bills... <Hunter> Hmmm... <ricky_aware> the robot is doing that <Hunter> Of course it is. * Hunter pats ricky on the head <Hunter> Now run along so daddy can get back to work. * ricky_aware goes back to the cloning tubes <ricky_aware> activate cloing <ricky_aware> *cloning * ricky_aware puts the hair sample in <Hunter> I'm a little disturbed by the fact nobody but us two are saying anything. * Hunter runs away before he gets raped * ricky_aware pours in cloning liquid * ricky_aware presses clone button * ricky_aware gets a wine bottle and opens it then drinks <ricky_aware> robot, go press the close and lock door * ricky_aware watches and hunter crashes into the door that is locked, and closed <ricky_aware> *as <ricky_aware> we are all stuck, eh <Hunter> I'm debating on whether to do the /ignore command. <ricky_aware> note the bot is carrying beverages and food <Hunter> My nice guy side says no while my normal side says yes... * Jeg ([email protected]) has joined #vast_empire * ricky_aware orders bot to give everyone food and drinks <Hunter> heh <Hunter> Theres you a victim ricky. <ricky_aware> they are not poisoned <Hunter> Go get him. <Hunter> I wonder which side will win out... <Hunter> Nice guy or my normal side... <Jeg> I sincerely hope you're not talking about me. * ricky_aware grabs some jawa juice <Hunter> Nope. * ricky_aware drinks <Hunter> I'm talking about that guy over there. * Hunter points in a random direction - * Added ricky_aware!*@* to ignore list - <Hunter> Bam <Hunter> Looks like my normal side won out. Comment: heh - +
#120 (8) [X]<arturus> i cant get in <g5> tell her to spread her legs more - +
#169 (2) [X] <Lamel_Evas> heh he might be like me but he is not stupid! Comment: the irony - +
#646 (5) [X]* Doc sexes Kadbot from behind * &KadBot watches as credits start to disappear from Doc's bank account <Doc> ... You didn't tell me you charged! - +
#164 (11) [X]<Alater> our mom is tasty <Rogueboy|Class> ... <Alater> *your <Wicket> you guys have the same mom?! <Orobos> lol <Wicket> and you know what she tastes like?! <Alater> Wow, being dissed by Wicket is like watching an idiot fall down the stairs, not all that funny but the concept wants to make you laugh anyway - +
#262 (4) [X]<@Merrick> where's chuck norris when you need him <Saint> Boning bulls in texas. <Saint> The worst part is that he -knows- they're bulls. - +
#54 (7) [X]<Jericho> is the giantess attractive? <Constantine> I'm guessing no gio ;) <GM> I don't think you would have the right size ;) <Jericho> i beg to differ <GM> lol <Jericho> it provides me with +3 AC it's so big Comment: Little does he realize it is the halflings that get the size bonus - +