(7) [X]<Jericho> is the giantess attractive?
<Constantine> I'm guessing no gio ;)
<GM> I don't think you would have the right size ;)
<Jericho> i beg to differ
<Jericho> it provides me with +3 AC it's so big
Comment: Little does he realize it is the halflings that get the size bonus
(2) [X]<Leon> Can you take me as your slave?
(2) [X]<Rogueboy> Toki gets high off of life
<Rogueboy> she dont need anything else
<Doc> Except cookies
(1) [X]<Dante01> so
<Dante01> who's here
<`_`> Your mom's here right now, I probably should send her out, but she makes a mean sammich for me
* Dante01 slow-claps
<Dante01> As a brick to the head.
<`_`> I can do that too if you like
<Jamasis> What is a sammich?
<Dante01> it's a creature from the isle of sam
<Jamasis> Oh okay
<Jamasis> I was genuinely confused
<Dante01> small breeding population, endangered species
<`_`> You mean confuzzled
<Dante01> IT'S A SANDWITCH YOU DOLT! :p
<`_`> Sandwich actually
(4) [X]<Rizzit> Doc, anything half-assed from you is near perfect
(1) [X]<Wicket> did i pass my dumbness roll?
(4) [X]<Fury> tho i keep one of my physics textbooks just because it has a graphic description of friction
<Fury> unintentional porn
(1) [X]<Rizzit> tonight however
<Rizzit> we settled for smurf porn
(0) [X]<J> Ryan Kenobi
<J> Let us all bow down to his oh so powerful ways!
Comment: Yea, what he said
(3) [X]<KadBot> Alater, Please watch your language. This is your second warning.
<Glaug-Eldare> KadBot, Please watch your language. This is your third and final warning.
<KadBot> alrighty then
Comment: haha kadbot submits to my authority