(-1) [X]<Wicket> i love the snow!
<Doc> You also love a lot of questionable things
<Slasher> and a number of things that have already been questioned and convicted
(1) [X]* C-4| ([email protected]) has left #Vast_Empire
* %Havock sighs
<Bacredi> now it's C-0
<&Rizzit> its just C
<%Havock> anyways two negaitves make a positive
<%Havock> so yea you just did C+1
<Bacredi> i didn't know
<%Havock> i teach algebra, this line of convo is like an effin nightmare
(3) [X]* Rogueboy clamps hands over his cheeks with his lips in a large o
* Doc fills the 'o'
(1) [X]<&Rizzit> [19:52] <@Fury> i don't see that work either <----wait a sec! Kadbot WORKS?
<@KadBot> Yes, my Master
<&Rizzit> I always thought Kadbot was on the fritz or something
<@KadBot> Rizzit, do you need anything?
<@Fury> flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, some butter and milk and a couple eggs
<scout> sounds pretty simple
<&Rizzit> Kadbot, fetch that for Fury will ya?
<@KadBot> Rizzit, you is the shiznit
<&Rizzit> indeed I am
(2) [X]<Sherlock> Blow me kadbot
<KadBot> I am busy, Sherlock, take a number
(3) [X] <Beta> I'll name the new character Ryan
<RK> awww, I feel honored
<Beta> After me
<RK> ... jerk
(2) [X]*** Jeg has joined #Vast_Empire
<Shrek> Just the man I wanted to see
* Shrek pokes Jeggles
*** Jeg is now known as NotJeg
<NotJeg> See how that works?
<scout> wait, that's not jeg?
<NotJeg> Well, wait.
<NotJeg> Do you have responsibilities for me, or booze?
<scout> I'm just here
<NotJeg> The I suppose I could be Jeg
<scout> I've got booze over here
<scout> but you're not over here
<NotJeg> Much to my regret
<scout> also got some tasty rice rolls I just made
<scout> but I'm much too full to eat them
<NotJeg> That sounds revolting
<Shrek> We're resurrecting Osk. After I take a leak.
<scout> fresh rice, nice spinach, some carrot
<scout> a bit of radish
<NotJeg> I'm not Jeg, Snipes. Can't help you.
<Shrek> Well not Jeg will have to do
<Shrek> and I have lost my fabreeze
<NotJeg> NotJeg is even more useless than Jeg
<Shrek> fine, way to useless.
<NotJeg> ...I'm semi-here
<NotJeg> You can talk, I may or may not conspire
(6) [X]<MoksPokemon> can someone fill me in?
* Doc starts to unzip, "Sure thing"
(2) [X]<Angel> So yah.
<Angel> Came home from Indonesia
<Angel> laying on my coffee table is a bottle of "toy lube"
<Angel> Thanks Doc, I need to burn my coffee table now :P
(2) [X]* Doc hugs Kadbot
* KadBot slits Doc's throat with a butter knife