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#102 (24) [X]
* Snipes bites Truth
<Truth[Writing]> kinky
<Snipes> I should get venom sacks implanted, so when I bite it means something
<Truth[Writing]> You should
<Dax> that doesn't seem physicaly possible...
<Snipes> It would be if I were rich
<Truth[Writing]> We're in the SW universe, people can get datachips implemented into their brains
<Snipes> No, no. I want them here, on this side of the screen
<Snipes> it'd be cool if they were refillable too, so i could put orange juice in there and be able to suck it out of my fangs when I was thirsty
<Dax> then I will say it again. that doesn't seem physialcly possible.
* Truth[Writing] shrugs
<Snipes> It would be if I were rich
<Truth[Writing]> Let's put it this way, they can make a man into a woman and a woman into a man, lord knows what else they can do
<Snipes> yes, and instead of an extra dang-a-lang I want venom sacks

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#103 (3) [X]
<MegaDeth> I hope you all dig an eternity of flaming pits, and gnashing of teeth
<MegaDeth> and no, I am not talking about riel furys underarms
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#104 (24) [X]
<Cosmic> meeting a gal tomorrow
<Truth[Writing]> COS HAS A DATE! END OF THE WORLD!
<Cosmic> studying for econ.
<Truth[Writing]> Oh, carry on
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#105 (6) [X]
<Saint> !truth sex
<Truth> When a man and a woman love each other very much... Well they don't really have to love each other... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...
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#106 (5) [X]
<Cosmic> i haven't kissed some serious ass in quite a while.
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#107 (11) [X]
<Cosmic> i dont need showers.
<Cosmic> the Force licks me every 30 minutes
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#108 (2) [X]
<QMED-Eldare> my crotch has always reminded me of richard nixon
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#109 (14) [X]
* Saint huggles Columbus' corpse
<Truth> You know... his corpse is in several peices actually
<Truth> In different churches around Spain
<Saint> well I collected them and keep them in a box under my bed.
<Saint> That's not creepy
<Truth> One even has claim to his reproductive organ
<Saint> Ok, I lied, that is creepy.
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#110 (3) [X]
<FlyingSpaghettiMonster> Fury has not felt the benevolence of my marinara
<FlyingSpaghettiMonster> he's a lost sheep
<FlyingSpaghettiMonster> or maybe lost meatball is more appropriate?
* FlyingSpaghettiMonster jots that down
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#111 (6) [X]
<Decem> and art
<Decem> before you say anything
<Decem> don't be so politically correct
<Decem> be a human
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