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#112 (11) [X]
<Decem> Fury...
<Decem> the roads have secret microphones
<Decem> PATRIOT AAAAAAAAAACT!!!!!
<Fury> sure, but i put pennies in my tires
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#115 (2) [X]
<Anakin> I need a gf like.....Tiana for example: cute, likes starwars and computer, and can chat with us
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#116 (1) [X]
<Donitz> "You have robbed us of our dignity!" *Lenny dressed as urinal lobs a urinal cake at Krusty the Klown, who gets hit in the head* "A urinal cake?! You sir have crossed the line!"
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#117 (4) [X]
<Merrick> weee Fury's address
<ashar> it would be so funny to send like furry porn to him in the mail and then have his wife find it....
<ashar> I mean, that would be cruel
* ashar ponders
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#118 (6) [X]
<ashar> incidently... Fury is one of the most bizzare people I've ever had the pleasure of watching masturbate over a webcam
* Merrick looks at ash
<Merrick> you what now..
<ashar> ....
<Trigit> Wow.....
* ashar whistles innocently
* Merrick pokes ash
<Merrick> i really hope you were kidding
<ashar> huh?
<ashar> about what?
<ashar> oh the shoes? no, I've had them for awhile
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#119 (5) [X]
[|Japheth|] School blows.
[notme] teachers do too if you ask nicely enough
[K3R-Gone] weren't you homeschooled?
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#120 (8) [X]
<arturus> i cant get in
<g5> tell her to spread her legs more
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#121 (2) [X]
<|Japheth|> Oh, of course, get laid, then get on IRC
<|Japheth|> thats what everyone does
<Trigit> He takes after Riel
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#122 (2) [X]
* da1sh1 gives Talon a brownie point
* Talon giggles and puts on a Brownie Scout outfit, "Thanks, Dai"
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#123 (32) [X]
[+Riel_Fury] Oh, fury, where do babies really come from?
[+Fury] well, the ugly ones come from Epic's mom
[+Fury] every other mother seems to have relatively cute ones
* +Epic looks at Fury dumb struck
[+Epic] Hey now old man, I get called cute at least once a day. Screw off.
[+Fury] how ARE classes at the school of the blind anyway?
[+Epic] I hate you.
[+Fury] I know.
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